I threatened with more bad CSS-dad jokes, and I'm here to deliver... although some are more HTML-dad jokes this time. Still, I hope you enjoy them... even when they are terrible.
Why did the A11Y Coach not get the job?
They failed the background
check.
What is a CSS Developer's favorite dessert?
Chocolate padding
.
What does HTML wear at parties?
<address>
What is a web developer's least favorite car?
A bug.
How did the Web Developer become a bold shooter?
Practicing with a <B></B>
Gun.
What developers are always throwing a line?
Tech <br>
os.
Why did the repeating-conic-gradient
leave college?
It already had 360 degrees.
What is CSS Developers' favorite clothes brand?
gap
.
How do web developers eat for free at bars?
They set the tab-size
to 0
Be kind to SVG files...
They have fillings too.
If CSS were a political party it would be the GOP.
It's the party of flow
and order
.
Did you know all CSS Developers are Democrats?
They think the left
is 100% right
.
I searched for the perfect grayish-purplish color.
It took a long time, but I found it in a #DECADE
.
Why do <script>
and <link>
have trust issues?
Because the other HTML elements don't have integrity
.
What is CSS' favorite rapper?
em
-in
-em
They are not all going to be winners. Other options:
- Jay
Z-index
- 50%
- Kendrick Lamargin
- Mos
<defs>
- Cardi
<B>
- Chance the Wrapper
- The
:root
s - Gucci
<main>
...you get the idea.
Do you know CSS is into music?
It just likes to wrap
.
How does CSS transform light into energy?
With font-synthesis
.
Terrible. I know. You know what you signed up for, and still read up to here.
What is a Web Developer's favorite US state?
<main>
Also would accept Indiana (IN), Mississippi (MS), or West Virginia (WV)
And that's all folks! I may write more, but I don't know how long until I have another batch of 18.